Crayon Boxes That Don't Come Included With A Crayon Sharpener

Ok now. I love coloring. I love coloring so much... I just want to quite my life and become a professional colorer (who also does interpretive dance at night). Is this an occupation? It should be.

Either way, I am very particular about my coloring. I like to have nice, sharp crayons. I like to set them up in a color-wheel fashion next to me while I sit either on the floor or a big fluffy chair. Damn, I'm getting hot just thinking about it. Yeah, give me some of that burnt sienna.

But what really chaps my ass is when I've colored for too long and my granny smith apple is dull and sassy. What do I do? Continue coloring with a dull crayon and risk ruining Dora's demonic face? Or should I just sharpen it!? Yeah, I'll sharpe.... oh wait. There is no sharpener included on this box! WHAT THE MUTHA LUBBIN HELL?!?!?! I'm appalled.

I then sit there contemplating what to do. Dora never gets colored, our refrigerator never gets decorated, and there is a deep disturbance in the force... the Crayola force.

Maybe I should just invest in a crayon only sharpener, or get a knife... I'd get more use out of the knife.

Hey, by the way, if you haven't voted on my poll at the bottom, do it. It means a lot to the world.

Much love.

-Harrison