Hate is a strong word. But in this situation it is totally necessary. This is meant for humor, but this is serious, these things get on my nerves. More than me hating them, they make me go wtf. Also, I don't believe in hating people... but I do believe in being irked by some of the stupid things they do.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

When Peanut Butter Gets Stuck to the Roof of your Mouth

Ok now. Sometimes I just want to come back from my classes and get me a little pb + j. I get all stoked, break out the pb, break out the j, slather it on some honey wheat bread, and chow down. But wait, why is my mouth feel so awkward. Ah, I think I'm going to gag because there's something stuck in my mouth.

It's ok, I'll just sweep it out with my tongue... BUT WAIT! The peanut butter bitch got her junk all jammed up in my oral cavity. WTF PB+J?!

But wait, it's not only for pb + j it's for any sandwich that has fluffy moist bread. So it's the bread's fault!!! Well bread, you can just go jump into a hole and screw up some rabbit... or mole's mouth! Cause I won't stand for it anymore!!!

To say the least, I don't eat a lot of pb + j's anymore.

Much love.

-Harrison

3 comments:

  1. You ever take too big a bite of a PB sammich (I don't use jelly...or jam...occasionally honey) and you have WAY too much peanut butter and you swallow it and it gets stuck in your throat and you honestly, literally feel like you're going to die?

    What? Of course I haven't either. Why would I ever do that?

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  2. I'm pretty sure you just described my life. What is worse is when it sticks to the roof of your mouth, you get it off, and then it gets stuck in your throat. It's like "HA! GOT YA BITCH! You think you're golden, and then the pb strikes!

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