Bitches and Not Accomplishing Anything

Ok now. You know when little bitches make little hilarious blogs about what little things they hate? And you know how they can on occasion be a little funny? Well, I just can't stand it when these bitches (whose names might begin with the letter 'H') think they can forget about these blogs and not update for over a month. What the fuckin' fuck bitches?!

But seriously... I'm sorry that it has been over a month since my last update. I was off in Antarctica fighting a Ham Yeti. Those ham yetis are awfully feisty this time of year. I hope that you can forgive me, it has been a stressful month.

I am going to be trying to update at least a few times a week. I need this blog just as much as Lindsay Lohan needs crack so I'll be bitching about stuff frequently.

BUT FO REALS! I HATE it when you sit around and don't get to accomplish anything.

Like when you're sitting around with some friends and you're all like, "What should we do?" and then the lame friend says "We could go to the Amish mart and buy some woodwork?" And then we shoot them with our laser beam eyes and someone else is like "Let's go see a movie?" And we're all like "Fa Sho!" And then we try to decide what movie to see and someone else suggests getting pizza first but some girl is allergic to pizza so you try to figure out some other food to get but everyone has food allergies or is a level 10 vegan and before you know it it's 3am. You're pissed, hungry, and didn't get to see Madea's Family Reunion in the theater!!!

Rage.

Why do we do this? Let's all agree that we're indecisive and be decisive for ten minutes. We can get a lot of shitz done.

Also, when you search "bitches" on google and your safesearch is off all you get is sluts who love them some man-candy. Ha.

Mucho love-o!

-Harrison