Spam

Ok now. I know it has been two months. I know you are pissed. If you want to express your anger in a more conventional way just go see a Twilight movie (Breaking Dawn Part 1 preferably). You can let out all of your anger there, gain some new anger, and forget you were ever angry at me.

But I want to talk to you about a real issue in the real world. Spam. No I do not meant canned ham substance, I mean junk emails that accumulate until you have 200 and they're all a load of shit. 

Now I know this is just a normal thing that I should get used to and just delete them all. But I look at the titles at least (just to make sure it is meant to be spam) and I just get offended by some of the things I get.

First, from the internet information they have gathered from me, they should know that I would not be interested in some things. Such as:

GET YOUR VAGINA CLEANED FO' FREE!!!

or

MEET SEXY CHRISTIAN GIRLS WHO WANT TO BANG YOU FO' FREE!!!

or

GET AN EDUCATION AT THE UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX! NOT FO' FREE!!!

Ok, we've established that I'm a male, I do not have a vagina, and we've established that I'm gay, I do not want to "bang" a girl. Also, the fact that I keep getting these 'sexy christian girl' messages leads me to believe that there is a large amount of christian boys that need to find sexy christian girls. Dudes, non-christian girls are cool too, and probably less conniving (yeah I'm talking about you high school christian girls, I know what you do to each other.... bitches).

And as magical as the University of Phoenix sounds I already am getting an education from someplace that actually has buildings. I would love to sit in my house all day doing vocab quizzes online, but I think I'll stick to walking around a campus, meeting new people, and having an experience during my years at college.

Pft. I'm such a bitch. Sorry Christian boys and girls, people who have vaginas, and those who attend or have attended online universities. It's not personal it's just spam...

I have no Second or Third point... I just hate spam. Soo much! That's all.

Much love!

-Harrison

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