Black Ice

Ok now. In light of the past few days being very warm (and I love it don't get me wrong) a menace has snuck into my life: black ice. Yeah, I don't mean African-American ice, bustin nines in my cap or whatever it is that thugs do, I mean a menace that is so thin that you cannot detect it with your eye.

Here's my life: walk walk walk walk walk walk HOLY SHIT! Yeah, everything was going fine until the holy shit and then I'm falling and trying to balance myself and I look down and it's just the sidewalk. I naturally go "wtf sidewalk?" and then the girl behind me gives me an awkward look and then slips in the same fashion. The black ice on the sidewalk is sitting there going, "ha, you little bitches can't best me." I glare at it (again, the perfect situation for laser beam eyes) and go about my business. But in three feet there's another round of holy shits and I'm balancing again.

-_-

I just don't want to fall on my assss!!!!! Is that too much to ask?

Much love.

-Harrison