Sore Throats

Ohemgee cause sore throats
actually look like this

Ok now. I feel like my throat hates me back. It just sits there in the morning and says "Imma burn myself so that you have a miserable day! Douchebag." Well screw you too throat. But for reals, I've had this persistent sore throat that's been around for a week or two. At first it was a tickle, and then it was a scratch, and now it is the burning pits of hell lodged in my throat.

What do I do to soothe this? Am I supposed to drink tea? But I like my teas HOT, and that ends up burning my fire pits even more. Should I drink water? That would make sense, but that's not how I roll. So instead I'm going to eat pointy things and drink sugary drinks. You want to tango throat? I'll fight fire with fire!

In other news, I said some intense words about JBiebs the other DAY AND OMG I ACCIDENTALLY HIT MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON!!!! Woah, that totally just happened. As I was saying. I don't hate the Bieb... I just don't prefer his ignorant, girl-like manner.

Much love.

-Harrison