Triple Dose: Late-Night Cereal Cravings, Eraser Let-Down, and Disappointing Sales

Ok now. Ok now. Ok now. It has been a looooong weekend, thus I have to be giving you my full thoughts on what has been getting me hot and bothered (like a crescent roll) this weekend.

So first, it is right now.... going on 11 p.m. I really want a bowl of cereal. But should I get one? My head is saying no, but my heart is saying go? What would a little bit of magically delicious goodness do to my evening? I mean... I guess it is a little bit late, I did have a monster burrito for dinner, and this would involve getting up and going to my fridge. But it sounds SOOOOOO scrumptious. That is one helluva weird word. Scrumptious. I would never have spelled that right if it wasn't for the glory that is spell-check. Thanks, spell-check. :D

But back to my point.... cereal. Another reason hindering my divulging is that my roommates are sitting out there by the fridge and they will judge me. I don't want to be judged for eating my shooting stars and rainbows. They're just too good to pass up.

Do you ever have a moment or sixteen in your life where you are using a pencil, and it has been a bitchin' awesome pencil, and all-of-a-sudden the eraser is gone. You have rubbed it raw because your life is full of mistakes that needed correcting? (I guess I should ask if anyone uses pencils anymore. I mean, who would use those when you have pens and the typewriter 'n' shitttt?) I love to use mechanical pencils, but then I end up messing up and attacking the paper viciously to get rid of the evidence of my folly. But then the eraser is gone, and you have a ton of good pencil left! What do you do? Buy an extra eraser? Buy an eraser that fits on the top of the pencil? That is like using your hand so much that it is gone and then buying a plastic hand and pretending that it is the same... It is never the same.

And let me get down to business with you. When I go to a "going out of business" sale, there better be items that are 40-50% off. I went to two of these sales this weekend. One had a "EVERYTHING MUST GO!!! 50% OFF EVERYTHING!!!" sale. The other had a "EVERYTHING MUST GO!!! 20-40% OFF EVERYTHING***!!!" sale. ***? Yeah, that's just them censoring themselves saying, "Buy our stuff, it's a sale, but we're actually going to gangbang your wallet but make it feel like it was the one that wanted it."

Well you misleading going-out-of-business sale! You can't sexually harass my wallet! I am on to your games. This was a certain bookstore (that often has overpriced books anyway) and everything was 20% off. They give out coupons for 30% off all the time. 20% is nothing. Their magazines were there only thing 40% off but they were all old issues of nasty things with Justin Bieber on the front. In response to the Bieb I was like "Baby Baby Baby... no, you dumb-ass pretween little bitch-face."

That's how I feel about that.

Much love.

-Harrison