First off, have you ever had one of those moments where you were like "I wish I could play Lego Star Wars while drinking some lemonade" but you don't want to pause the game to do it? Well maybe not that exact situation, but fo reals. How convenient would a third hand be? You could itch your nose, stomach and foot all at the same time!!!! WOAH! I dream big about these things. I mean, look at octopuses... octopi? They have eight fun little tentacles and they're like, "Oh hai, imma eat eight little fishees all at the same time!" They don't take no for an answer. They're also like, "Oh hai 1-inch hole, Imma squeeze through you!" Gross octopus... gross.
Second, I want a turkey sandwich. But the turkey expired on February 4th. Should I just go ahead and eat it? I mean it's only two days. Or should I not in case in that two days it went bad? I guess it gets worse after like a week... but what is the rule on that? I get so fidgety when I am confronted by an expired product. I don't want to explode my body with tainted food... but the food looks so appealing. I guess if there's mold on it I can bitch please it to the trash... I guess.
Well then... I think something that deserves a big 'Ok now.' is the act of typecasting. Let's go see that new Michael Cera movie!!!! Oh wait, he's still Paulie Bleeker, except now he's going to be a rebel. Revolt against society Bleeker.
Typecasting is only cool for actors like Samuel L. Jackson. Here's a common conversation about El Jackson: "Hey wanna see that new Samuel L. Jackson movie?"
"I don't know, who does he play?"
"A bad-ass muthafucka."
"Aight, I'm down fo dat."
Yeah... he's going to win a Golden Globe for "Best Actor in a film about a Badass Muthafucka saving a bunch of people on a plan from Muthafuckin Snakes."
Much love.
-Harrison
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