Hate is a strong word. But in this situation it is totally necessary. This is meant for humor, but this is serious, these things get on my nerves. More than me hating them, they make me go wtf. Also, I don't believe in hating people... but I do believe in being irked by some of the stupid things they do.

Monday, February 7, 2011

When Awesome Animals Go Extinct

Ok now. What the hell, Earth?

I just wanted to own a wooly mammoth and ride it to the movies, but no, you have to go all Ice Age on me and kill em off. What the hell is this crap?!

My best buddy, Collin
But yeah. Have you ever seen a picture of an awesome animal (or had an adorable beanie baby of one?) Like the dodo bird, or the pterodactyl!? Then you find fossils of them and the people at Jurassic Park give us false hope that they can be cloned and I'm like, "Excuse me, if you're not going to deliver then I'm not buying" And they're like, "Oh we'll deliver... in 2020" And I'm like "But the world is going to end in 2012!" And they're like, "Awwwww sheeyat."

Dammit science, I expected more out of you. (But science has given me strawberry milk... so I can't really complain.)

Much love.

-Harrison
Posted by at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)