Finding Out You Like Things That Are Awful

Ok now. Just to warn you, this is the most pitiful and creepiest thing I have written so far.

Have you ever been listening to an artist that was created by Disney and you were like, "good god, I hate this" and then three weeks later you're like "eh, this isn't that bad" and then three years later you're like "OMFG THIS IS SOOO DAMN GOOD!!!"

I'm just saying, that's how I'm kind of starting to feel about a certain girl named Smiley Smyrus. I couldn't stand her and now I'm pretty much in love with her. Not really her... or her music... or anything else... just..... her hair. Is that creepy? Yes? I don't give a damn.

But yeah, I HATE it. Because of this I'm worried that I'll soon become smidgen with Selena Gomez, High School Musical, or worse.... I'll get the Bieber fever!!! D:

just look at that hair...

It's a scary thought, but I don't know. The worst part about this whole thing is that I'm sure that people will be judging me. If I'm listening to "Party in the USA" I know that some hipster child is going to be like, "Dude, what the fuck, I thought you were into hip things like Radiosoundpartyxploxionxxx" And I don't even know what the hell Radiosoundpartyxploxionxxx is!!!! I'm not a hipster!!! I don't know what your fucking indie band is! No one does! Only two people have ever heard of them!!!!! BAH!!!!

So in the end, I've decided that I'm just going to listen to the Smiley Smyrus music. And think about her hair. Hahaha. Not in a sexually deviant way or anything. Just admiration. If I was an 18-year-old girl, I would want hair like that.

I can also revel in the fact that she doesn't have any artistic ability and doesn't write any of her own music. Yay justification!!!!

Much love!

-Harrison