Shirts With Illegible Text

Ok now. First of all..... I'm back. It has been a long while and I have no excuse for not being here over the summer, but I trust that you can forgive me and if you can't, I don't have to listen to it because I'm a fucking blog and I don't have feelings. So suck it.

On to business. I'm walking around the campus today and there are all of these girls walking around with shirts that have BIG ASS LETTERS on them. Ass letters are the worst because you have to decipher what they are and then get over the fact that they're big and then try to put them all together and make words.

These letters said... PXQ? PXC? PCP? I don't know. That is the issue. And to add more confusion to this, there were words running through these big ass letters VERTICALLY! Now I can read horizontally, but do you think I'll be able to read while walking down the sidewalk with my neck bent at a 90 degree angle?

NO BITCH! And it was only girls too. So I assumed:

a) Sorority
b) Bad Graphic Designer
c) Skank-hos (a majority had shorts so short that the pockets stuck out from under them which is a whole other issue)

They were EVERYWHERE today. I think their mission was to confuse the fucking fuck out of Harrison along with Tyna (my lil Asian sidekick, like in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom... don't tell her I said that, she'll be offended). But seriously we were confused.

And then how do you approach these skank-ho sorority girls with poorly-designed shirts and ask them what their shirts mean?

I assume like this: "Why hello skank-ho. What does your shirt mean?"

And they'll respond: "We're PCP. We're a registered student organization on campus that does a lot of PCP. Sorry you can't read our shirts, the girl designing them was on PCP."

BITCHES!!!!!!

I never found out what their shirts meant. Bah.

Much love.

-Harrison