The "Constant-Cutie"

Ok now. I like when people are cute. But when they're always cute... we run into an issue. The people that are like: "Ohh emmmm geeeee. I was wahlking..... down the streeeeet.... and I wanted some ice cream.... and then I pooped myself! Woopsies!"

And then I throw up, all over their bubble-gum lipsmackers-coated lips.

She might look cute now.
But give it a few days and you
will want to KILL her.

I think that cuteness should be dished out in moderation. Like if you're at a concert for some fabulous woman and she is like "WHAT'S UP MUTHA FUCKAS!!!!?" and then she follows up with "I could really use some Teddy Grahams right now." But then she stops being cute and goes back to being, as Sammy L. would put it, a bad-ass mutha fucka!

And then there are those people with multiple personalities. And that's what pisses me off. They're cute all the time UNTIL they're not. And when they're not, they. are. NOT.

Like one person I know is all like, "yum yum yum bananas and strawburries are my favowite" but then she is a different person and she is like "Imma cut a bitch! And then I'm going to spit into the wound and pour salt in it, and pop popcorn on it, and carve my initials in the side and then shit on their face!!!"

It is scary and unnecessary.

So help to cute in moderation. It's like drinking your body's weight in nestle quick or puking on someone who is way too cute.

Much love!

-Harrison