Hate is a strong word. But in this situation it is totally necessary. This is meant for humor, but this is serious, these things get on my nerves. More than me hating them, they make me go wtf. Also, I don't believe in hating people... but I do believe in being irked by some of the stupid things they do.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

That Face Basketball Players Make When They Get Fouled

Ok now. I have recently been ushering at our basketball arena and thus I have had to observe the habits of basketball players more than I usually would.

I don't know these players, nor do I own rights to this image,
but this is the face I'm talking about.
Don't you just want tosmack these guys and be like:
"SUCK IT UP AND TAKE THE FOUL! AGH!!!!"
I am not a fun person to go to sporting events with.
There is nothing worse than when one player goes up to another play and punches him in the face, gets fouled, and then does the shrug-hands-up-whatdididoref?-face. It is the worst face in the history of face.

I mean. Come on. You just ripped off another player's ear and he is bleeding on the floor and you're upset that they're calling a foul!

I just hate athletes' sportsmanship in general. In general, most players on the team are like, "We lost! The universe is against us! The refs are Satanists! The other team's fans were throwing boxes of tampons at me! My shoe was untied! I'm addicted to meth!"

But in all reality... you lost, because you keep making excuses instead of focusing on fixing your problems.

When I was in high school. There was a few kids on our basketball team (which was awful) who would always punch walls and cry whenever they lost, and I was just like... wtf? It's a game. Why don't you either: accept that you're not good and move on, accept that you're not good and get better, or accept that you're not good but still have fun just playing the game?

Maybe I will never understand because I am not an athlete. But I was in golf for one year.... and those golfers get angry alll the time!

Much love.

-Harrison

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