Raps That Don't Make Sense in the Context of the Song

Ok now. I like rap as much as the next small-town-in-central-Illinois white boy, but what I can't stand is when I'm listening to a decent song about loving life and then some playa with "Lil'" in front of his name comes on and starts talking about "hoes slobberin' all over the dick."

Really?

Let us get hypothetical with this situation. A young female pop star is starting to take off. We'll call her Sunshine. Her producers tell her that she should do come collaborations with rappers so that she can be more desirable. Sunshine's producers decide that Lil' Horrible is the hottest young rapper in the game right now and so they place him into her song "I Love My Mom." Here are the lyrics:

Sunshine:
Dear mama, I owe it all
It all to you
You gave me everything
You are my reason to keep going
I know you're looking down on me
From up above
Up above, you are there

Lil' Horrible:
Bitch get on my 10-inch, imma go to Subway and buy myself a six inch
Goes well with my nine, bitch I got a lot of time
Slut slut slut slut, hoes, slut, hoes
Gotta blow my nose, take a shit on your face, then your dick, no homoz
Want me to give you some, get on your knees and beg!

Sunshine:
You are the reason to keep going...
From up above, you're there.

"Hey gurl, imma let you finish, but I know the perfect
rap to make 'Fifteen' even more Mary-Kate & Ashley!"

Really now? Really? W. T. F. Now this extreme situation has not yet happened, BUT IT WILL! Lil' Horrible will be wedging himself into every song talking about "rainin' on dem hoes" and "getting paper, smoking paper, wipin his ass wit paper."

I like some rap. But this... this just makes me lose hope...

Whatevs. #YOLO

Much love!

-Harrison

P.S. That #YOLO was 123% sarcasm