Gaggles of Skanks

Ok now. I don't mind sisterly bonding and such but I do mind GAGGLES of skanks. I don't mind armies of skanks, all they're capable of is holla-ing back and shanking. But gaggles of skanks are capable of this:

-Taking up an entire row during a lecture and talking about how Scottie went home with Sheila and how they are all going to give Sheila the cold shoulder because Karma was interested in Scottie and had to go home with Derek instead.

-Taking up an entire row during an exam and bitching about it/talking for the entire duration of the exam.

-Taking up an entire sidewalk and then walking really slow because all of those Keystones are weighing them down (is that judgmental of me? yes.).

Sorority Row seemed appropriate

They are capable of more.... but this is what I have encountered most recently.

Now really skanks? It isn't bad enough that I have to smell your over-abundance of J-Lo's perfume, but now you have to talk loudly about your trivial skanky lives and take up copious amounts of space?!

First, Scottie is a douche, Derek is a bigger douche, go for Samuel... he has good intentions and is interested in your personality and not just your vag.

Second, you will not fail out of college if you don't sit together and talk during an entire lecture.

Third, Keystone is effin' disgusting.

So yeah.... yeah.... yeah... this was full of judgment but I can't help it when a gaggle of skanks puts on a giant pair of booty shorts that say JUDGE on the left cheek and ME on the right.

Much love!

-Harrison